They Just Did Anything In The 80s

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

rewatched the great mouse detective. whole time I was thinking ‘damn ratigan really is just like 800 grams max’ lmaoo like i cant get over the fact that the characters are just tiny lil guys. 

shat these out on twitter a lil bit ago but i want to get back into posting here so have some IRL Ratigan LOL

these are actually so fun to do tho fr. giving rats clothes is a fun drawing warmup

Mandrake from Epic (2013)

Seeing tumblr users talk about how small Ratigan is compared to the other disney villains and just imagining an obsessive victorian lady keeping him as her pet.

Finally finished this fan art of Freya after weeks of working on her 💚

Obviously belongs the most amazing game Little Goody Two Shoes made by @astral-shift-pro

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Epic (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mandrake (Epic)/Original Character(s), MK/Nod (Epic), Ronin/Queen Tara (Epic) Characters: Mandrake (Epic), Dagda (Epic), Ronin (Epic), Nod (Epic), Marigold Girl (Epic), MK (Epic), Mary Katherine “M.K.” Bomba, Professor Radcliffe Bomba, Original Characters, Original Non-Human Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Bufo (Epic), Queen Tara (Epic) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Mother-Son Relationship, Father-Son Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Fluff, Angst, shit ton of angst, Size difference???, Giant/Tiny???, look mandrakes small af and his wife is huge, boggans, Shapeshifting, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Depression, References to Depression, soft, Implied Relationships, Murder, main character eats people but its not graphic, crazy ass worldbuilding, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags Are Hard, Tags May Change, Canon/OC - Freeform, Post-Canon, Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, But only a little Summary:

Mandrake had a wife, then he lost her. She was the surrogate mother to his son, the ruler of the boggans alongside him, and then she left one day and never came back.

Someone new just moved in next door to the Bomba’s and she is shockingly familiar, but MK just can’t quite place it.

And Rogon just wants to live her damn life in peace.

A little something I drew for @oldmagerambles !! I Really like his golem & ravager designs.

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Hai again.