Cometmoons - Comet Moon

Ah yes, my favorite kind of threat from writers

writing something i know y'all will lose your shit about and it's so funny because only a small percentage of y'all will read this and anyone who doesn't is gonna be SO confused when y'all freak out

I have strong opinions and I want to talk about it

Okay here’s an ask game

Send me a ship and I’ll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not.

Ship It

What made you ship it?

What are your favorite things about the ship?

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it?

What would have made you like it?

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Happy new year!!!

Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-

Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Steph:

Cass:

Damian:

Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan

Bruce: what? It's not-

Jason: It has sliding doors

Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-

Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank

Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids

Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-

Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.

Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!

Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce

Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!

Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game

Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-

Cass: Recital

Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!

Dick: I thought it was a tank-

Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!

Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*

Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-

Duke: yeah I know how minivans work

Bruce: It's not-

Bruce:

Bruce: oh no.

Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for

Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.

Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?

Damian: Seconded

Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving

Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me

Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?

Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?

Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.

Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom

Person I’m house sitting for: I even have a human sized dog bed if you ever wanna use that. I call it my “nest”. Curl up with a bunch of blankets and pillows and everything

Me, brainrotted: oh… that’s. Cool

Person: btw do you want some weed?

everyone on tiktok asking "do we bring back tumblr" no STAY OUT stay away!! you don't deserve her!!! you're going to be INSUFFERABLE if you come on here you try to tiktok this place up i will lose my marbles i swear to GOD

Tumblr, have a field day with this VCS Tape I found :)

Wolf Hunter and his birb friend (this is the icon used in the AU Google Doc to fill up empty white space haha)

Werewolf AU Masterpost

hypermobile nico doodles

The list of his lovers is longer than some of the descriptions and history behind other gods on Wikipedia

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic