Did Someone Say Something About Hermes As A Dragon?

May I join as well? *Proudly presents a red tiger plush half my size,* his name is Red!

I like to think that Tim used to respect Jason, but once he came back to life and Tim actually got to meet him, all of it went out the window.

Never meet your heroes because when you do you find out they enjoy pistachio almond ice cream, sleep with a stuffed animal and have a chocolate chip cookie addiction

I will never forgive Viria for making everyone think that Leo's hair is straight/wavy (it's curly) and that he wears that atrocious outfit (he wore it 1 time).

Everytime someone give him straight hair a angel lost it's wing and at this point it's a mass murder

Damn. The haiku bot strikes twice! First time seeing this!

and so you and i are two oranges in the same bag at the store

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

“No, like bipolar.”

Annabeth clarified without a second thought, earning an amused huff from the son of Jupiter and an offended scoff from Leo as he was snapped out from his mini-spiral just to shout, “I can hear you, ya know!?”

“I know.”

Silly HC that in some very stressful situation where Leo was super anxious and thinking about a million things, Hazel said "you are not thinking straight", Leo's instinct spoke louder and he accidentally said "Of course not, I'm bi".

Percy looks like he's going to say something else, confused, but stop.

Frank passes Piper 5 dollars, narrowing his eyes

Annabeth doesn't take her eyes off the map

Hazel blinks and replies "like....Bilingual?"

Sometimes I forget the book fandoms I’m in have overlapping abbreviations for titles,

did I think there was a wings of fire book called the lost hero for a second? Yes.

Did it take embarrassingly long for me to realize it was the lost heir? Also, yes.

Anemone has differnet colored scales because she is albino thats it send post.

Can I just say that I love how in TLH Tsunami immediately goes "an enemy" upon hearing her name for the first time? I thought that was pretty clever wordplay

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get schooled!

Ah yes, the power of having Ash’s blood, meeting a god!

Which Legendary Pokémon would Delia + Jessie befriend?

I want Jessie to befriend Mew so bad since there’s ~history~ there

Delia befriending Arceus I think would be really funny