Most-used word in each US state.
Happy new year!!!
today is the only day you can reblog this
Of course! And don’t worry, he doesn’t bite
I like to think that Tim used to respect Jason, but once he came back to life and Tim actually got to meet him, all of it went out the window.
Never meet your heroes because when you do you find out they enjoy pistachio almond ice cream, sleep with a stuffed animal and have a chocolate chip cookie addiction
Comet Moon
(Aka- 💫)
-> By signing this I am agreeing apon canceling Nightwing. The vigilante who patrols Gotham and Blüdhaven.
Reblog with your signature to sign this
For legal reasons I have to put here OOC that this is *not* official. And uhh. Not actually legal
Funzies, chat..
Reply to this (if you want to, of course) with five things that make you happy, then send this ask to the latest ten people in your activity tab!!!!!!
1- Art!! (Watercolors specifically)
2- Watching hours long videos about a video game or show someone else likes. (I like hearing/reading about people’s passions!)
3- Hot hibiscus tea, sugar cookies and a movie!
4- Reading fanfic (Some current favorites are Cards on the Table (Batman), Leap of Faith (catch me if you can) (Spider-Man/Batman crossover) )
5- Animation!! I might not be good at it yet, but it’s fun!
tag your traumatized man comfort character
Hear me out, centor dragon
hmmm werewolf jason x leo… i want like… monster 4 monster valgrace….
what mosnter would leo be? or nonhuman thingy…
Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-
Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Steph:
Cass:
Damian:
Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan
Bruce: what? It's not-
Jason: It has sliding doors
Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-
Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank
Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids
Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-
Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.
Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!
Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce
Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!
Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game
Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-
Cass: Recital
Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!
Dick: I thought it was a tank-
Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!
Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*
Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-
Duke: yeah I know how minivans work
Bruce: It's not-
Bruce:
Bruce: oh no.
Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for
Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.
Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?
Damian: Seconded
Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving
Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me
Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?
Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?
Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.
Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom
I shit post a lot.He/they..(Also a minor, don’t be weird about it please)
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