As An Alternative To 'sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice'

(Adding a small point ‘cause I noticed it)

•Vaguely wolfy vibes over all

Reasons why if Jason Grace was a dog he would be a Belgian Malamute

A herding breed known for its protectiveness.

An active good boy who is very smart and good at job

Can be VERY possessive

Police/Search and Rescue dog (ACAB but you know our boy)

Look at it

Also that one fuck ass dog with the eyes from ticktock is one

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

THE MONUTIN

(F*ck, I can’t spell-)

IS TJAT FLAPJACK IN THR BACK????

My bird waits see you with a stare, and food stuck on her beak, in pinfeathers that aren’t ready-

O R C

RANDOM HEAD CANON THAT MAKES NO SENSE TIME!

Alright! So, Apollo; god of music, the sun, medicine and way too much gods-damn stuff. Is completely tone deaf and can’t sing good without godly magic to save his life, has Demigod children who are all amazing singers and who all have a siren in their life in one way or another who taught them to sing. Why a siren you may ask? Because Poseidon never wanted to hear someone as bad as Apollo sing ever again, so he sends sirens in a human form to teach Apollo’s kids early on to sing properly, and no one notices. They just think ‘What a great singer! Must be Apollo’s child!’ And then Poseidon is just there, happy that there isn’t a off tune voice singing ‘Sweethome Atlantis’ again 

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

This is Florida by my grandparents…. Why is it snowing?! They have three or 4 inches of snow now!!

This is Florida It shouldn’t be Fuckin’ snowing!!!!

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES