Cometmoons - Comet Moon

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

please add the QLD vice premier screenshot from 6 news 🙏🙏🙏

Sometimes you can really tell there's 16 year olds running 6 news

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

@ gaurav

The countdown to Invisobang 2025 begins! For those of you who don't know, Invisobang is a collaborative event for authors and artists. Over the course of several months, authors write fanfics and artists create art for those fics!

If you want to connect with other creators in the Phandom, this is the event for you!

How does it work?

Authors begin writing as soon as they sign up. Their goal is to write a fic with 5000 words minimum, although there is no maximum. Halfway through the event, they anonymously submit a profile of their fic.

Using these profiles, artists pick the fics that interest them the most and submit a claim. Mods will pair up authors and artists based on these claims.

During the second half of the event, authors finish their stories while artists make their art.

At the end of the event, participants share their work during posting week to create a big bang of content for everyone to ooh and aah at!

When is it, and how do I sign up?

Invisobang runs from February 14 to September 7. Author and artist sign-ups are staggered, while beta sign-ups are open for the first half of the event. You can sign up through a Google Form that will be posted with the opening announcement.

Authors: February 14–March 15

Beta readers: February 14–June 15

Artists and pinch hitters: May 16–June 15

Anything else I need to know?

The event is hosted through the Invisobang Discord. Participants must have a Discord account and be willing to join.

Co-authors can sign up in teams.

Artists must be able to make visual art or music, although you can make alternative art if your author is interested.

All content must be made new for the event, which means no continuing posted wips. Sequels and prequels to existing works are allowed, as well as ideas you’ve had sitting on the back burner (as long as they haven’t been posted before)

See the Invisobang info doc for information on rules, frequently asked questions, and the event schedule. If you still have questions after that, send it to the blog, or dm a mod (@kinglazrus, @bibliophilea, @strawberrycamel, and @underforeversgrace).

Dam It tumbler, stop making me cry with bitter sweet posts-

Thalia doesn’t keep many things in the hundreds of years she’s been alive. 

But long ago, there were people, their names all but distant memories, who mattered in her 1st lifetime. It’s their things that stay hidden in her bag, reminding her of her mortal life. 

A blue hoodie, worn almost threadbare. The scent of its original owner, long since leached from the fabric. But if she closes her eyes, she can almost see the blue eyes of her first and only love. 

A pair of glasses. Frames cracked and crooked. A reminder of a brother she never got to truly know. 

A baseball cap. It’s magic long faded, branded with a forgotten logo. Memories of a blonde girl laughing hidden deep within. 

A letter. Ink fading, paper yellow. The last words of a dying friend. Words that wish her well, words that wished her well in a world they had fought side by side to save. 

Thalia doesn’t keep a lot of things, but even after all this time, Luke, Jason, Annabeth, and Percy will stay with her forever. The memories of her first family to remind her why life is so beautiful.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

I’m so happy:)

Most people go to Tumblr to have fun and pass the time, but every time I go to Tumblr I get fucking mad I don't think I deserve all this. You forget that I'm younger than most of you and you send me threats , messages and inboxes that abt I should kill myself How many times do I have to apologize? I apologize and then another message: 'The world won't get any better until people like you end.' I'm not a fucking racist and I never have been. Not liking a person doesn't mean I don't like their entire race. If I were to commit suicide one day, do you think you would go to bed with a peaceful conscience? I'm sick of people sending me disgusting messages from this fucking app that I've never heard or told anyone about in my life, while I'm going through the worst times of my life. My opinions change every day, every hour. One day I hate someone and the next day they are my best friend. I'm sorry if I offended you Yes I'ma disgusting person, I know that, but I didn't deserve this. Even if I deserve it, I know that a person has a will and normally even the biggest fascist's ideology can change.I will give an example of how my ideas change quickly. When I was a kid, I didn't like trans people, but now I don't even know if I'm even cisgender. I'm not saying you're wrong either, everyone has their own freedom of thought, you can say whatever you want, but freedom ends when you restrict others. Actually, I don't care much about such things, in fact, I have a lot of satirical accounts on TikTok and Instagram, but this seems too much. There is sarcasm in everything I say from the beginning. Maybe it's because of the cultural differences, because we don't mind saying such things, but you are so caught up in your freedom that you don't know if you're hurting other people.

Finally, I apologize again. Please close the topic, do not send any more threatening messages to my dm. Thank you