I Have Failed As A Child,

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

YOU CAN DO WHAT?!

after almost decade of using AO3, i have just found out that you can put it on dark mode.

NO MORE BEING BLINDED BY FICS

a post getting popular on tumblr is like

imagine you are op

you are standing outside in the middle of a field

you say some dumb shit

a couple drops of rain fall on you

and then a few more

and then OH GOD YOURE DROWNING WHERE DID THE RAIN COME FROM THE SKY WAS CLEAR A FEW SECONDS AGO

EVERY TIME YOU PLEAD TO THE GODS TO PLEASE ALLOW THE RAIN TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE

THEY LAUGH AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU

YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL

and then a gimmick blog is like "this post contains no punctuation"

Anyway, this is what I spent most of my day on instead of drawing!

But I learned how to make an animation rig on Toon squid!! All I have to do now is actually learn how to puppet them correctly-

hypermobile nico doodles

Oh-

Now I feel like I have to go check urban dictionary for all the terms I’ve been using -

Ace culture is spending years thinking that the word "hot" just meant "conventionally attractive"

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homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

Oh fish of marble,

what do you have to say?

You shine like pearls

Lost in the deep.

And there’s secrets

You long to keep

Like why are you

surrounded by the deceased?

Or stuck in place once more?

How do you light up the room

Where you stay under the false water roof once more?

Marble fish,

Oh how I wish you could answer

But you’re as still as the star next to you.

(Here’s said marble fish)

(He’s under a glass table, btw, for context)