Peridot: Hello, 911? I Accidentally Stood On My Pet Pumpkin’s Tail And I Need To Be Arrested

The shading is on POINT

💚Amity💚

Please let me know what you think! (Reblogs appreciated)

girls…

Headcanons about Husk and Vaggie that no one asked for

~Husk is Vaggie’s grumpy father, Vaggie is Husk’s grumpy daughter

~Husk owns a hotel (not my hc) and is teaching Vaggie how to run it

~Vaggie reminds Husk of when he was in his twenties 

~Husk teaches Vaggie how to ballroom dance and shit

~They shit talk everyone in Spanish

~Husk starts teaching Vaggie Russian and Italian

~Nicknames Husk calls Vaggie: Mi hija (my daughter), Moya doch’ (sweetie), Malen'kaya mol’ (little moth), malen'kaya lapa (little paw), and spitfire.

~CUDDLES

~Vaggie with fall asleep and Husk carries her to either his bed or Charlie’s

~She will bury her face in the fluff

~Husk learns how to braid hair to help Vaggie with hers

~Husk is and forever will be the only man Vaggie will willingly dance with

~She stands on Husk’s feet sometimes

~Husk teaches Vaggie how to play poker

~Husk teaches Vaggie how to cheat in poker

~Husk being dragged to go shopping

~”they all look pretty on you”

~”P I N K. DO PINK THE PINK DRESS”

~Vaggie brushes Husk and Husk brushes Vaggie’s hair

~Husk teaches Vaggie how to tie a tie

~Vaggie learning about different types of suits from a bored Husk

~GRUMPY DUO GALORE

~DO N O T TOUCH THE DAUGHTER

@radioshowbiz @ratatatattatatatta @sallychoasaura what do y’all think?

Pearl: *screws up* Personally, I blame Lapis.

Lapis: How can it possibly be my fault?

Pearl: Because otherwise it would be my fault and that can’t be right.

Have y’all seen the extended version of the opening of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power? I love it so much.

Linda: what if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzerella?

Bob: don’t ever text me again

five days, gays

Alex: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. What's the first thing you do?

Sam: I straight up get rid of carbon.

Alex: Carbon, the chemical element from which all lifeforms are based?

Clover: That's the bitch.

I’m not even gay. BUT IM SURE AS HELL READY

five days, gays

I have had this scribble on my computer for a few months now and just remembered to post it. It does, of course, require a bit more work but the lovely vocals were provided by @teenageukulelescreamo. 

Hopefully I’ll finish these later. 

Enjoy the dread :D