Here’s Another Wario Vine. This One Isn’t One of mine, But It Is My Favourite Vine Ever. There’s

here’s another wario vine. this one isn’t one of mine, but it is my favourite vine ever. there’s several reasons why this is one of the most amazing pieces of slapstick comedy known to man

the goofy music and stage set a perfect tone

ganondorf hits wario with a forward-tilt while facing the wrong way, somehow, but knocks wario away at the perfect trajectory to set this up, which rarely happens

wario is off-screen during the entirety of the strong knockback, and it’s reasonable to think he’s done for. but against all reason and expectations of physics, and without any visual of the acceleration, wario just fucking soars back on-screen at a ridiculous velocity. the sheer speed he accomplishes is incredible. nobody would ever expect this to happen. i have no idea why the player decided to send him flying that fast, because there was absolutely no guarantee that he would intercept ganondorf on that trajectory, as he hadn’t started jumping yet, and it’s very likely to send him flying past a blast line; a normal recovery wouldn’t have this risk, and would’ve been easy and quick to do, as wario has great airspeed

for some reason, ganondorf, completely unaware, double-jumps directly into wario’s trajectory

wario farts with somehow perfect reflexes as he’s directly above ganondorf. the sound of the flatulence and ganondorf’s disgusted grunt, combined with the visual as everything pauses for a split-second to let it sink in, is incredible

wario self-destructs immediately afterward off the top blast line, just from his ridiculous trajectory set from below stage-level and a fart, but doesn’t lose because he still has one stock left

with no chance to act, ganondorf is KO’d and lets out the most salty and disgusted cry that perfectly fits the king of evil getting pwned 360 noscoped by a fart from this disgusting little man

all three of the previous events happen in a perfect and satisfying rhythm, leaving nothing but an empty arena after the most ridiculous comeback from a disadvantageous offstage position won wario the match