this is a screenshot from game of sultans if anyone cares and this is why i play mobile games
fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap
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Stand up for healthcare workers - Solidarity forever!
Part of detecting how drunk you are is detecting how much pain you're willing to go through to end your life. Of course, this depends on your typical sober mental state.
Ok I know I'm drunk as fuck but when exactly do I get driver's ed drunk goggles drunk? I put those on and I couldn't see shit when we had to pick up the pennies. I swear I could pick up the pennies if we did it now. Legitimately, the only things keeping me from being unintelligible are my OCD and my SwiftKey keyboard. I've spent $55 on alcohol. When do I start acting like I'm on something harder?
important issue: tw/cw function to block ads on social media??? gore, starvation, disease, animal abuse, etc. are all COMMON images/posts on my feeds. Yes, I am politically active, but I do not want horrific content on my socials when I am not specifically looking for it. If I have to see one more puppy in distress in a cage while looking through wholesome memes...
mandatory super bowl post bc everyone around me is pumped so I want to spread the good vibes~~~
it’s my 18th birthday b
this means adulting jokes are no longer ironic and are now cringe
i would punch the next guy that made an “ass burgers” joke to me except my hand eye coordination is crap so i’ll just post about it instead
I just noticed that the aroma joe's (that is, the only coffee shop in my hometown) has a no loitering sign. A coffee shop. No sitting around all day. If they enforced that, they would be out of business. The US is weird.
she/her - pisces if you’re into that - autistic liberation - godless commie
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