I Love Listening Too Tma In Order Because It's Like

your ability to genuinely capture the essence of sbahj is insane. Are you sure you aren’t actually dave?

this is the highest compliment you could give me. i am but a humble scholar of sbahj. heres a tutorial for how i make these:

if youre making a comic make sure to be incredibly lazy. extremely minimal backgrounds, copy and paste/reuse your drawings. use lots of clip art

starting a collection

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

Let’s go catch a spider… did you ‪#‎GetSpiderMan‬ yet?

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WEB MARTIN <33

what if the magnus archives was called the freaknus archives and the archivist was called the freakivist and they took peoples statements regarding freaky happenings (im so sorry)

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????