I Made A List While I Was Hiking Apparently

day 378

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

learning to be loved / matching

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

the issue with the giant evil AI liking you is that eventually you're going to be stuck deep in its complex as it tries to nudge you toward its core. coiling wires thicker than tree trunks hanging from the ceiling like pythons everywhere.

you'll be stuck in its core chamber. the food is good and it won't subject You to any evil tests but the problem is that you're going to end up under a pile of cables messily spread across its chamber like tree roots. the fans and drives hum and chirp as it works on something else. but it likes you now

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol