Gonna Post As Many Clips As I Can That I Find Funny From The Venture Bros Pilot Starting With This ABSOLUTE

Team Fortress 2 ultimately really wound up giving Venture Bros energy with how all the high-level plot stuff ended up either self-negating (Grey getting backstabbed by his own mercs for control of a life extension machine that they don't actually know how to operate) or having been pointless the entire time (The Administrator) with most of the quote-unquote "net gain" of the story being the cast members finding ways to move on and find fulfillment in the face of, and ultimately outside of, an untenable genre-fiction status quo.

blue or red

yeah

have some confidence... it was working. but now it's over...

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

i wonder how he feels about video games

SO SICK OF THIS MAN

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[ID: A series of drawings of Gravity Falls characters in the 80s labelled with excerpts of lyrics from Oingo Boingo's song No One Lives Forever.

"SO QUIT COMPLAINING BROTHER / NO ONE LIVES FOREVER": Bill, possessing Ford, prepares to hammer a nail into Ford's hand.

"LET'S HAVE A PARTY THERE'S A FULL MOON IN THE SKY": Two side by side images. In one, the Society of the Blind Eye gather; in the other, Fiddleford falls through the portal and finds a slightly abstract, three-dimensional, meat-based version of Bill.

"IT'S THE HOUR OF THE WOLF AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE": Two side by side images. In one, Ford is blasted by the memory gun, highlighting his skull and brain; in the other, a desperate Fiddleford points the memory gun at himself.

"DON'T FORGET / WE'VE ONLY GOT SO MANY TRICKS": Ford sits in front of a wall covered in six-fingered scratch marks, surrounded by books and coffee mugs.

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR DARLING DOGGY? / IN TEN SHORT YEARS HE'S GETTING OLD AND GROGGY": Stan is beat to shit and tied to a chair.

"NO ONE LIVES FOREVER": Ford grabs his face, completely surrounded by the words "NO ONE" written over and over again. End ID.]

This is a good song to listen to on repeat and fall into a paranoid psychosis to while your demonic ex possesses your body I think.

(in other words: i am absolutely not making an animatic of this (would this be an animatic? i think this might be what the kids call a lyricstuck) but i WAS possessed by these images until i made them real)

just threw this together