There Is Something So Bisexual About This

sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

michael the abortion or whatever

day 378

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

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stuff happening on r/discoelysium

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.