Confetti-planet - Hiatus Over

I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

2017: go nuts show nuts whatever

2023: complaining about tumblr is a bannable abuse

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

"Gaza now has the largest population of child amputees in the world." [@/abrahammatar on X. June 5th, 2024.]

Back on my bullshit

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.