The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

😔

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

Arthouse Muppets

Art by Bruce McCorkindale

drowsiness

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

my wife (in a metaphorical sense [she's an aeroplane i fly]): terrain. pull up. pull up. … terrain. pull up. pull up.

me (completely out of it [trying to remember the names of moominvalley characters]): snork… mimimi….snork… mimimi

my wife: terrain. pull up. pull up. ... terrain.

the creator of the lesbian flag needs financial help. time to get some cool sapphic merch