Finally Got The Desktop Update That Removes The Names An Icons Of People On A Post...its So Awful. Not

martha meeting twelve and clara would be soooooooo hysterical to me because you know she would watch their insane self-sacrificial deeply obsessive codependency and be like oh this whole situation is somehow worse than everything that happened to me uh. lmao.

Me rn

you're dropped into tv land! spin the wheel to see where you end up!

EVERYONE WISH OUR GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER SAFE TRAVELS TODAY

reblog to bless prev with the power of pride month and gays

some of my favorite stardew crafted clothing items & their ingredients!

the weird kidz

can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second

a beautiful candlelit dinner where we're both holding a knife to each other's throats the entire time (we've been locked in a stalemate like this for hours and we got hungry)

"Would Mulder and Scully solve [insert mystery from a non X-Files piece of media here]" is a deceptively complex question because there are two different answers depending on which version of the show our hypothetical episode is part of.

In the one version, Mulder and Scully wildly misunderstand the nature of the problem in diametrically opposite ways, and eventually succeed in removing the immediate threat in spite of having no idea what's going on, but do so in a way that traumatises everyone involved and ultimately reinforces the status quo, because law enforcement agencies are institutionally incapable of solving real problems even when their individual agents act with the best of intentions.

In the other version, Mulder pulls the correct solution out of his ass in the first five minutes, but can't prove it because the evidence keeps getting Phineas and Ferbed the moment before Scully walks into the room, and the problem is fixed forever by shooting a sewer man with a gun.

The trouble, of course, is that these are both describing the same show.