My Little Headcanon

FUCKING GETCH OU

"There is a whole galaxy out there. Full of people who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you, and reach for them. Reach for them. Let them guide you."

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

2024

IF IT NO LONGER SERVES YOU, LEAVE

SAY WHAT YOU MEAN

ALL IS NOT AS IT APPEARS

DO NOT EQUATE TEMPERANCE WITH INACTION

THE WORLD IS ABUNDANT

YOU ARE CAPABLE OF BOTH GREAT HORROR AND GREAT KINDNESS TOO

THERE IS BEAUTY AND HOPE IN ALL COMPASSION

THIS IS NOT YOUR GRAVE

GET THE FUCK UP

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

im making the widely hated female characters kiss in my head btw if you even care

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

gonna be a big one under the cut

Kiss me, son of God