HUEY: If Dewey and I were drowning who would you save?
LOUIE: You two can swim.
DEWEY: It’s a hypothetical question! Who would you save?
LOUIE: My time and effort.
DEWEY and HUEY: Louie!!!——————————————————————————————————
DONALD: Webby, what was the fist thing you did after the attack?
WEBBY: Called Grany to tell her I was okay.
DONALD: And what did Dewey do?
WEBBY: He ate a banana.——————————————————————————————————
LOUIE: We need to get through this locked door. Dewey give me you credit card.
DEWEY: Here.
LOUIE Pocketing it: Thanks, now Huey kick the door down.——————————————————————————————————
HUEY about Webby: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
LOUIE: Are we stealing them?
DEWEY: New or used?
HUEY: … New.
Louie: thank you for agreeing to meet with me today.
Huey: I didn’t, you just showed up here and started talking.
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Dela: people who sleep without socks are wrong.
Salen: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted!
Donald: People who sleep are weird.
Stockales: I was a sock once.
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Dewy: Huey there’s a monster under my bed.
Louie -in the bottom bunk-: I hate you.
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Step father and step son
“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
Hi you can call me Ash and I use She/ Her. I am AroAce , autistic, and have an anxiety disorder. I love Star Wars, Lion guard and adjacent, MLP and Equstria Girls, MHA, Marvle, Ninjago, Hermitcraft and Life series, and TOH
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