Oh God There Are Already Advent Calendars For Sale In Poundland, Can We At Least Get Through Halloween

You know what I hate about toxic heterosexual culture? The way others try and force it on people.

Like, heterosexuals are so used to it that they just....do that, to other couples, usually younger ones.

My partner and I are read as straight as treated as some sort of willing participants in this.

Like the other night, after dinner at family's house I started collecting dishes to wash them, because I'm at someone's house and that is how I was raised.

Now, boyfriend knows I'm allergic to dishsoap so he comes up and insists on doing it for me, I'm grateful and pick up a towel to dry the dishes. It was a nice moment actually, he's seen me break out in rashes and itchy awful hive things that stick around for weeks.

But to the older heterosexual couples it became fodder for how I "owned" him, he was whipped and down trodden etc. When I said, meekly (I was a little taken aback by the "haha you volunteer to do the dishes and then make him do it" when I hadn't even volunteered, I was just quietly collecting dishes and starting the process) said that he had insisted, the joke became about how he probably vaguely suggested and I pounced on it or that he would be in "big trouble" if he didn't suggest it.

I didn't bother saying I was allergic to dishsoap, I've been saying that since I was 10 and no one believed me, I could already had the jokes they would make about the "allergy", so I just shut up and kept wiping dishes and putting them away.

But this isn't new, my last relationship was also previously read as cis/het and it was always like, if I asked my partner to do anything for me it was met with "see if you can get your balls out of her purse while you're at it".

Like if the hets wanna have this culture, fine, do you. If you want to act like any kindness or request is emasculating servitude and that women are harpies, whatever. But don't try and push your miserable dynamics onto everyone else.

Moved to a new city and immediately found the yarn shop, this is dangerous.

My grandchild, probably: “Because the M9 Reunion ending killed my Grandma, okay?!”

I'm only trying to upload a photo and for some reason it's not having it

Why tf is the post I'm tying to upload not working?

Why tf is a hard day's night stuck in my head? I don't even know the last time I listened to it.

normalize growing green beans for the sole purpose of having an excuse to stand outside and wait for your hot criminal boyfriend to show up instead of just learning the fucking sending spell

i consider seeing avatar 2 in theatres a selfish act

I got a photo taken for an ID card the other day so of course I decide to cut my hair and dye it the weekend after

My brain was still like "COSPLAY ASHTON" so I thought I'd work out what I need for it. I've discovered that the base of the outfit should be fairly simple it's all the buckles and the hammer that make the list of things I need very long. I'm still halfway through a Caleb cosplay so if I do this it will be next year.