I’ve Fucked Guys I Should’ve Shot In The Head

I am going to scream.

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

i just felt someone right click me

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

"Why settle for a toy when the real one is right here?" -Dante, probably

Does the phrase, “you have too many mandatory reporting obligations for me to talk to you about this”, itself trigger mandatory reporting?

yeah!!! after reading the event, im even more excited about them as a duo. they have such fun chemistry! dante's a pretty difficult guy to get along with, but garu's the perfect dog for the job of being his friend ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

after this event, dante and garu are an adventure duo, right? this is the second intense crime(?) they'll have dealt with. lowkey, they've got the perfect groundwork for an adventure serial first adventure like: first adventure (solaria history) --> beach episode --> second adventure (yokai circus)

they really fit the mold of a hardboiled guy and his bright eyed companion. plus, out of all of the clan members, dante actually likes garu and respects his skills. garu can keep up with dante's rigorous standards and he's a cute puppy. perfect synergy. (technically, they're an adventure trio with eiden, but eiden is kind of a given lmao)