Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Just C-Moon on the fabric of spacetime

Get real five nights at Freddy’s..

(Original post @/handji_kyle on Twitter)

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

one thing i love about tumblr is that u become friends with people without even knowing their name/their face/their voice...........like....i love u because of your dumb little thoughts thank u for existing

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

>"i report palestinian fundraisers that i decide look 'fishy'"

>go to their blog

>pinned post is selling astrology readings

Thanks for tagging me! :]

Idk who to tag soo anyone should play?

I saw this on Twitter and thought it would be fun to do here!

1. Create your 70s-80s horror movie look

2. Find out which horror movie stereotype you are

No pressure tags!

@marcspectrr @whatthefishh @campingwiththecharmings @daughterofthequeen @my-secret-shame @raven-rk @rmoonstoner @howaboutcastiel @oidontsaythat @spider-starry and anyone else who wants to play!