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“Competitive“ by Woshibai

Translator: @paradisesystems, Sally

When you inhale spicy cop powder on eccident and get

Spicy lungs

McGonagall: Stop running Mr Black! What is that you have in your hand there?!

Sirius: A KNIFE!

McGonagall, scurrying after Sirius: NO!!

Dumbledore: Oh my god why does he have a knife-

Yellow Art 🎨

What do you think? It's stupid but I could try... Ya never know

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my mom.

Note: Superman would be the greatest Voice Actor of all time.

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Kallima inachus or dead leaf butterfly is a nymphalid butterfly found in Tropical Asia from India to Japan. With wings closed, it closely resembles a dry leaf with dark veins and is a spectacular and commonly cited example of camouflage. (Source & Source)

Elements as Hogwarts Houses

                                        “Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,                                          Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,                                          Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,                                          Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

FIRE: 

“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart.”

EARTH:

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil.”

AIR:

“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”

WATER:

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”