what’s up my name’s draco i’m nineteen and i never learned how to fucking respect people
OH MY GOD. A guy named sycra on YouTube put out a video for foreshortening and it's SO FREAKING HELPFUL. I suggest checking that put cause it's great and super easy to do. It's called the coil affect.
moodboards: luna lovegood
“Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!”
•”Ok but why can’t we get a cat? The pros far outweigh the cons and it’s pretty clear to see—“
•”Can we grab something to eat before we go?”
•Someone starts doing something stupid “please don’t..
•”..actually wait that looks hella fun let me get in on that—“
• “Cats can help with mental health! Stresed? Pet a cat! Sad? Bazinga! Cat!”
• “Hey, you good dude?”
•”Y’all”
•”Sorry”
• “One sec, I’ve got the door”
• “How many stars you reckon are up there?”
• making fun of zodiac posts but lowkey believing it
• “Haha what”
• “Hey, did you do the math homework? I forgot to do it last night”
• “I heard you say you didn’t do the English, do you need the answers?”
• “Damn she’s cute”
• “You don’t like cats? What about dogs? Dogs are great too; they’re so fun to play with and they’re always there for you and”
• at a party “Anyone need water? I’ve got water, if anyone needs.”
• “Otters? Supurb. Amazing. Outstanding. 10/10.”
• “Trust me, I don’t like [annoying teacher] either, I’m just sucking up so she likes me.”
• “Bazinga”
• “Jeepers”
• “Jinkies”
• at the pet store “Can I just like,, buy these little rats? They’re too cute to be fed to the snakes.”
• with a Ravenclaw “We really are the only thing keeping them from getting killed, aren’t we?”
• “She seemed really off today, I think something’s wrong. I’ll try to talk to her.”
• “Trust me, things are rough all over.”
• ironically uses owo but develops a habit and can’t stop
• whenever they see something mildly big “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
• “Try and tell me again that store bought is better than homemade. Go ahead, I’ll wait then prove you wrong.”
•whenever anyone throws anything “…yeet.”
This made me laugh so hard I woke up my mom.
Note: Superman would be the greatest Voice Actor of all time.
Good Lord. Mark is so funny! Ha ha haa
Person A: massive crush on person B
Person B: * listening to music in their room*
Person A: (from under person B's bed) *song comes on* OHH THIS IS A GOOD ONE!
person B: WTF
Maria Carey: "♪all I want for Christmas is youuu♪"
Me: "you'll never take me alive!!!"
*jumps on wall and scuttles away*
I'm number four every day
which joe keery are you today?
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%