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Yas

12/01/91

Kallima inachus or dead leaf butterfly is a nymphalid butterfly found in Tropical Asia from India to Japan. With wings closed, it closely resembles a dry leaf with dark veins and is a spectacular and commonly cited example of camouflage. (Source & Source)

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Sirius: [hits his hand on a table]

Sirius: Ow! My armkle!

Lily: Your what?

Remus: His wrist.

Sometimes, all people need is for someone to understand what they're going through, nothing more. Being told that you're not alone means the world when you feel like you are.

Wait what

Due to the space between atoms (and other quantum shenanigans), there is an infintessimally small chance that somebody could shoot you, but the bullet would phase right through you without causing damage.

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Two buuttsss chillin in a bathroom

In different stalls cause they're not gay

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The actual reaction of LOL is more like LQI (laughing quietly inside)