Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Elements as Hogwarts Houses

                                        “Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,                                          Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,                                          Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,                                          Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

FIRE: 

“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart.”

EARTH:

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil.”

AIR:

“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”

WATER:

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”

Is this Tom Felton or Tom riddle 😓

Tom: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Harry: Bro, it was just a dream.

Tom: Gay, I wouldn't fuck you.

Harry, hurt: You wouldn't?

Tom: I mean, unless you want to.

I love it! It's my house too. :3 I'm a proud puffie

Hufflepuff (my house, if you’re interested)

Wow, interesting

Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law- From 1969, NASA enforced a law that banned anyone from coming into contact with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. They stated that this policy was to enforce the “responsibility and authority to guard the Earth against any harmful contamination from personnel, spacecraft and other property returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body."  NASA even quarantined Apollo 11 astronauts to prevent any possibility of an alien infection or subconscious influence. Due to this, all astronauts were kept in quarantine for 21 days after returning from the moon. Virtually unheard of in the modern world, this rule was officially removed in 1991 for undisclosed reasons.

by alice conisbee

When you inhale spicy cop powder on eccident and get

Spicy lungs

Maria Carey: "♪all I want for Christmas is youuu♪"

Me: "you'll never take me alive!!!"

*jumps on wall and scuttles away*

“All the memories come back, but he never does.”

Woa

drawn while listening to this