Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Wait what

Due to the space between atoms (and other quantum shenanigans), there is an infintessimally small chance that somebody could shoot you, but the bullet would phase right through you without causing damage.

HapPy HAllOwEeN 👌

Fuggin videos

I really hate video presentations because they contradict me as a person so much like, I don't want to be professional for five minutes, I want to be me and it doesn't feel right.

Is this Tom Felton or Tom riddle 😓

Tom: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Harry: Bro, it was just a dream.

Tom: Gay, I wouldn't fuck you.

Harry, hurt: You wouldn't?

Tom: I mean, unless you want to.

OH MY GOD. A guy named sycra on YouTube put out a video for foreshortening and it's SO FREAKING HELPFUL. I suggest checking that put cause it's great and super easy to do. It's called the coil affect.

😭

A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

Draco: Am I in hell?

Hermione: No, Malfoy. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Two buuttsss chillin in a bathroom

In different stalls cause they're not gay