Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Mark is so cute in that way. He's kinda like chicka but in human form (my apologies about how to spell the doggo's name)

John: Let’s get back to- (thud)

Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)

empty skating rink

Draco: Am I in hell?

Hermione: No, Malfoy. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Has trouble staying alive

c a n t B R E A T H

I’m good at friendship

Wow, interesting

Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law- From 1969, NASA enforced a law that banned anyone from coming into contact with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. They stated that this policy was to enforce the “responsibility and authority to guard the Earth against any harmful contamination from personnel, spacecraft and other property returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body."  NASA even quarantined Apollo 11 astronauts to prevent any possibility of an alien infection or subconscious influence. Due to this, all astronauts were kept in quarantine for 21 days after returning from the moon. Virtually unheard of in the modern world, this rule was officially removed in 1991 for undisclosed reasons.

Harry Potter. I cried almost three times for every book

Reblog if a book has ever made you cry.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

party rocker: (is in the house tonight)