Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Wow, interesting

Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law- From 1969, NASA enforced a law that banned anyone from coming into contact with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. They stated that this policy was to enforce the “responsibility and authority to guard the Earth against any harmful contamination from personnel, spacecraft and other property returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body."  NASA even quarantined Apollo 11 astronauts to prevent any possibility of an alien infection or subconscious influence. Due to this, all astronauts were kept in quarantine for 21 days after returning from the moon. Virtually unheard of in the modern world, this rule was officially removed in 1991 for undisclosed reasons.

McGonagall: Stop running Mr Black! What is that you have in your hand there?!

Sirius: A KNIFE!

McGonagall, scurrying after Sirius: NO!!

Dumbledore: Oh my god why does he have a knife-

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my mom.

Note: Superman would be the greatest Voice Actor of all time.

Skyrim is the freaking best

😍

moodboards: luna lovegood

“Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!”

When you inhale spicy cop powder on eccident and get

Spicy lungs

Lol

a small creature who feels quite safe