Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Things Most Likely Said by (almost) Every Hufflepuff at One Point in Their Life

•”Ok but why can’t we get a cat? The pros far outweigh the cons and it’s pretty clear to see—“

•”Can we grab something to eat before we go?”

•Someone starts doing something stupid “please don’t..

•”..actually wait that looks hella fun let me get in on that—“

• “Cats can help with mental health! Stresed? Pet a cat! Sad? Bazinga! Cat!”

• “Hey, you good dude?”

•”Y’all”

•”Sorry”

• “One sec, I’ve got the door”

• “How many stars you reckon are up there?”

• making fun of zodiac posts but lowkey believing it

• “Haha what”

• “Hey, did you do the math homework? I forgot to do it last night”

• “I heard you say you didn’t do the English, do you need the answers?”

• “Damn she’s cute”

• “You don’t like cats? What about dogs? Dogs are great too; they’re so fun to play with and they’re always there for you and”

• at a party “Anyone need water? I’ve got water, if anyone needs.”

• “Otters? Supurb. Amazing. Outstanding. 10/10.”

• “Trust me, I don’t like [annoying teacher] either, I’m just sucking up so she likes me.”

• “Bazinga”

• “Jeepers”

• “Jinkies”

• at the pet store “Can I just like,, buy these little rats? They’re too cute to be fed to the snakes.”

• with a Ravenclaw “We really are the only thing keeping them from getting killed, aren’t we?”

• “She seemed really off today, I think something’s wrong. I’ll try to talk to her.”

• “Trust me, things are rough all over.”

• ironically uses owo but develops a habit and can’t stop

• whenever they see something mildly big “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

• “Try and tell me again that store bought is better than homemade. Go ahead, I’ll wait then prove you wrong.”

•whenever anyone throws anything “…yeet.”

party rocker: (is in the house tonight)

A space kitty with a holographic face!

...

Sirius: [hits his hand on a table]

Sirius: Ow! My armkle!

Lily: Your what?

Remus: His wrist.

This made me laugh so hard I woke up my mom.

Note: Superman would be the greatest Voice Actor of all time.

“Competitive“ by Woshibai

Translator: @paradisesystems, Sally

“All the memories come back, but he never does.”

Wow, interesting

Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law- From 1969, NASA enforced a law that banned anyone from coming into contact with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. They stated that this policy was to enforce the “responsibility and authority to guard the Earth against any harmful contamination from personnel, spacecraft and other property returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body."  NASA even quarantined Apollo 11 astronauts to prevent any possibility of an alien infection or subconscious influence. Due to this, all astronauts were kept in quarantine for 21 days after returning from the moon. Virtually unheard of in the modern world, this rule was officially removed in 1991 for undisclosed reasons.