Coolguppy856 - CoolGuppy856

this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

there is always tomorrow

Nico: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Leo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Leo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Nico: …

Jason, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

oh heck, oh no! however did i get here??

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

is this anything

they’re so cute omg

they said sleepover he heard research all nighter

ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL