Thinking About Making Out With Hawks And His Scruff Tickling Your Skin When He Shifts His Mouth Down

ok i’m back in my hawks stan era again

Scribble scribble (nerdkunaaaaaa)

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

Hotdog Shenanigans

[ID: a comic of Sans and Papyrus from Undertale. Sans appears with a red nose, and Papyrus accusatorily asks: "Sans, why are you wearing that?"

Sans: "wearing what?"

Papyrus: "That red nose!"

Sans, pointing at his face: "oh this? it's not a nose."

He pinches it, creating a honk, and starts pulling it out of his nose cavity, with a slide whistle effect. Revealing its full length, he holds it up and explains: "its a hotdog."

Papyrus is speechless, with a shocked and horrified expression. End ID.]

Shigaraki enters the hideout, walking right up to the bar and sitting on a stool across from Kurogiri.

“Kurogiri, I want a gamer girlfriend.” Shigaraki says, “I need your help.”

Kurogiri calmly sits down the glass he was cleaning, “Have you tried talking to a woman?”

Shigaraki shakes his head, “Not your advice— your help. And no! I have a better idea.”

Shigaraki stands on the roof of a tall building, carefully holding binoculars between his fingers. He peers down at the GameStop across the street. Kurogiri stands beside him.

“I’m choosing the first girl that walks out of that GameStop.” Shigaraki explains.

A mom and her children walk out of the GameStop, the kids all screeching and running around.

“I’m choosing the second girl that walks out of that GameStop.” Shigaraki corrects.

Hours pass and Shigaraki hasn’t moved from his spot where he surveils the GameStop building. Kurogiri had dozed off at some point and is lightly snoring.

“Kurogiri.” Shigaraki says, suddenly and sharply. Kurogiri jolts awake. “This is taking longer than expected. I haven’t seen any girls. Just a bunch of virgin plebs and Spinner.”

Kurogiri pauses to address the irony in that statement, then continues, “Perhaps you should consider a different method- like online dating?” Kurogiri asks.

“I’m banned on all those apps.” Shigaraki says.

Kurogiri tilts his head, “Why—“

“Shh!” Shigaraki says. “I think I see someone.”

You walk out of the GameStop holding packs of pokemon cards and a Shadow the Hedgehog plushy. You start to walk away, nearly tripping over the air. You mumble a slew of curses as you adjust your cat ear headband and keep walking.

Shigaraki places a hand over his chest, “Wow, she’s so cringe… She’s perfect.”

Kurogiri nods, “Very well. Go talk to her—“

“Talk to her??” Shigaraki asks. “Uh, no? I’m going to kidnap her, convince her to join the League, act cold, aloof, and disinterested until she discovers that on the inside I’m just a troubled soul with a bleeding heart and she falls in love with me. Duh! God, it’s like you’ve never read fanfiction before.”

Kurogiri sighs, “The fact that All For One doesn’t pay me for this is the worst crime he’s committed.”

(20k request on twitter/X)

Rockstar BK & fan Dk 💥

Don’t they know the difference between silver and golden age All Might!?

i finished mha and been brainrotting a bit evidently

Because, for all the places they’re touching, the distance between them has never felt so wide, and the truth hovers there in the empty spaces between Dabi’s words:

I know you’re here for me.

But it’s not enough.

«These Furious Passions, These Chances» by @amidststars

sooooooo who wants an AU spinaraki fanfic that’s ~95,000 words and is pretty alright, if I do say so myself?

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saw a post somewhere wishing for a spinaraki longfic, and my god, I want one too.

then understanding the feeling, I’ve decided to confess that, though I never said anything here on this blog, I’ve been sitting on one since 2019. It was a roleplay-story between me and @happojin-blog, written during MVA. she played spinner, I played Shigaraki. was super fun! and now also got permission to share it with everyone.

it’s a bit outdated because back in April 2019 when we started it, we didn’t have details like Spinner’s age, quirk, backstory; and it was also way before the Kurogiri-Oboro reveal too. So let’s say this story is just very AU.

Note at the beginning of the story has the in-depth details.

if you want to read it still, it’s now on Ao3!

AU. When the opportunity to get a job in the city and escape his miserable rural hometown presents itself, Iguchi Shuuichi seizes it, only to quickly find out it was a scam that lands him in the criminal underworld—

—Where he crosses paths with the mysterious Shigaraki Tomura, catching the attention of this young and dangerous new Villain.

got plot and romance and murder and gaming and all. slightly wonky formatting because it’s a roleplay; slightly dark in tone, but that’s more just the result of delving into the dystopia that the bnha world is to the downtrodden.