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I feel like you a freak on the low even if you a virgin

Since you like chocolate so much how do you feel about dating a black woman? We got all the chocolate you need babyboy 😏😏😏😏

Oh my goodness. Are you trying to seduce me by using my love for chocolate against me?

How wicked. I do like rich flavors. You might be in luck, if you are in fact a woman.

Or did you mean chocolate as in skin color? Because in the case of dating I would hope that your personality is just as rich and your love is just as sweet.

Tell her it means she got a yeast infection lol

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

Damn this is awesome!!

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?

Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?

Why's that?

You can call me anything you want to, by the way. I don't really label myself regarding pronouns and stuff.

Even if you referred to me as "it" like I was some piece of furniture.

Oh, I could never refer to a human as an "it". That would feel very disrespectful. Unless, of course, they're not human. However, pronouns and gender identities nowadays can be very confusing for me, there are many and I grew up in a much simpler time.

So in that case, I'll just stick to simplifying the conundrum by referring to you as anonymous, if that's alright with you of course. ☺️

Same

I just started my period and I'm cramping so I'm laying in bed watching your sexy self act crazy on tv, eating sugar cookies, and drinking ginger ale to help my stomach

Ew. TMI.

But yeah, feel better.

Ok then here you go:

It's the cover of take me home, country roads by Kira Lise. She put that whole thing in a minor key. It's so sad but so beautiful and makes me longing for something I can't explain

Even though you were right about it not being my cup of tea, it is a very beautiful song.

I listened to this cover and then the original. I kind of prefer this version. It's more somber, puts you in a headspace that the original doesn't, in my opinion.

I haven't done anything since so

Hi. Your cult followers are still ganging up and attacking wonkasseur just because you 2 don‘t get along, they have already done damage with getting rid of coffeescandyshop permanently and I used to follow that person. They literally bullied them off tumblr just because their blog page didn‘t look flashy or whatever like yours. :( Like they keep tearing other people down while your just getting more and more popular. So it‘s gonna be a problem in the future because since your growing fast then more of your followers will just see and bandwagon the hate to fit in and get your attention. From what I see they attack random (lgbt) blogs that they don‘t like and other blogs if they think that you don‘t get along with them. I never seen anyone get bullied off tumblr until coffee left. You probably won't see this because of your notes but if you do please reply. I‘m really scared someone else might leave. I love you bc you seem mature and your funny and I think your probably an adult by the way you disencouraged their bullying before but I hate your followers very much; the ones that gatekeep you

Still?

Dm me.

Anybody know the song? 😂😂😂😂😂

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!