Sounds Like Heaven

Sounds like heaven

Reasons to put the Assassins together in the same game:

Arno and Aveline shitting on everyone else in French

Jacob giving Edward shit for being Welsh

Jacob, Edward and Arno getting drunk together

Connor fangirling over Bayek’s multi-arrow shot

Ezio fangirling over Altair’s entire existence

Altair being annoyed AF with Jacob’s antics

Connor and Edward talking about Haytham

Aya and Evie getting along like two peas in a pod

Everyone trying to get Altair to swim

Ezio recognizing Connor’s rope dart

The talks about Desmond (Jacob: Wait, the dog?)

The talks about The Apple (Connor: SINK IT INTO THE SEA!)

The cumulative hotness would be immediately blinding

Bayek and Aya taking heart, because their Creed lasted

Edward and Connor sailing together

Adewale and Aveline doing a little flirting

Ezio telling Arno the story of Christina, and how he moved on

Connor and Aveline catching up on things

Connor and Arno chatting about 18th century politics, and about Shay

The crew figuring out that Ezio can kind of sing/play guitar and forcing him to perform for them

Ezio chatting about the future of Rome with Aya.

Someone offering Connor tea (Connor: NO!)

Someone touching Connor and him giving them the “Get Your Hands Off Me” glare.

Everyone sparring (THINK OF THOSE MATCH-UPS!)

Ezio and Aveline charming their way out of trouble, together

Jacob giving people obnoxious nicknames

Evie chatting with Edward on the state of London

Everyone showing each other some new tricks - Bayek with a rope dart, Connor with a phantom blade, Altair with a grappling hook, Jacob with a tomahawk.  JUST PICTURE IT!

Everyone freaking out over Senu

Adewale and Connor ganging up on Edward

I could keep going, but I think you get my point.

GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, UBISOFT!