When The Author Is Trying To Make You Ship The Sideline Characters.

i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!!

Think of a bee, you are its knees.

I had to hold a piece of lava (it didn't hurt), and if I dropped it the world would end. So I tripped on the stairs, dropped my lava, and the world imploded into a giant, dark, stormy ocean. I was in a giant wooden teacup with a giant wooden spoon for an oar, trying to paddle while avoiding being eaten by the two velociraptors in the teacup with me.

“Ahh, detective, I see you have fallen for my trap. It’s a pity it had to end this way. I knew you would taste that mysterious white powder you found at the crime scene to confirm its identity. I understand… you were trying to look cool in front of your partner. You must have realized by now that I simply laced table sugar with an incredibly powerful neurotoxin. As you die, consider this a victory for responsible investigation, and an educational moment for your young partner. She will not make your mistake and will use appropriate methods and tools to identify unknown substances, not her goddamn tongue, you fool.”

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

Spaaaaaaace and the TARDIS

when he told you it’s the last time you’ll ever see each other but then only offered a handshake