That Feeling After You Go Running

Someone felt fabulous 

I absolutely love all the space australia/ humans are weird/space orcs things going around, so I haven’t been able to stop thinking about stuff like metaphors and idioms and figurative speech. Like, what if those had been purely human concepts?

Human: “He really broke Omar’s heart”

Alien: “What?? Is Omar still alive? Can he be healed? Is it culturally appropriate to seek out revenge?”

Human: “No, no, like… He hurt him badly.”

Alien: “Yes I understand that your cardiovascular system is important.”

- - -

Human: “She’s a real wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

Alien: “What is a wolf?”

Human: “It’s a predator - you know, the one dogs descent from?”

Alien: “… She looks human. How do you know the value of her clothes?”

- - -

Human: “That dickhead stabbed me in the back”

Alien: “MEDIC!!!!”

- - -

Human 1: “Wish me luck!”

Human 2: “Break a leg!”

*Horrified aliens in the background*

Save the Green Planet! (2003, dir. Jang Joon-hwan)

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

Kamigami no Asobi - nicknames ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ

them: what’s on your mind?

me: nothing

inner me:

Some warships used to be painted like optical illusions. The intention of ‘dazzle camouflage’ was not to conceal a ship, but rather to mislead the enemy by disrupting the ship’s outline to make its range, speed, and heading more difficult to estimate- much like the effect of patterns found on jaguars, giraffes, and zebras. Source Source 2

art

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal