YEAH MATT IT WOULD

All my homies Shitter and Quiff.

Yeah, the “snack player” is cool and all, but what about the “DM wedding officiant player”?

Remember, all this shit started because they couldn’t agree whether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable.

🚨TONIGHT! The premiere of Dimension 20: The Ravening War launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on dropout.tv (@dropouttv)

From Game Master Matthew Mercer, and starring Aabria Iyengar as Karna Solara, Anjali Bhimani as Lady Amangeaux, Zac Oyama as Colin Provolone, Lou Wilson as Thane Delissandro Katzon, and Brennan Lee Mulligan as Bishop Raphaniel Charlock.

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Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

“Jim, I am unfamiliar with these ‘Side-blotched Lizards’ of earth.”

“Why, they’re a species of reptiles in which the males have three different reproductive strategies, each one dominating over one of the other strategies, and losing to the remaining third.”

“Captain?”

“They’re the rock paper scissors lizards, Spock.”

Yeah, the “snack player” is cool and all, but what about the “DM wedding officiant player”?

dropout, please make one of those overly specific shirts that's like, "Don't mess with me!!! I'm a SIDEWINDER 👏👏🐍. I'm part of a gymnastic/martial arts gym. I can backflip at 15 miles per hour. I only train at night. We're all 30, today! That's how we started the gym! I want more adrenanoxinil plutonium sulfate to do 20-foot standing vertical leaps. We put it in our Gatorade, but we're running out. I'm gym buddies with a "30-year-old" professor named Clete Gunshoot who backflips in a labcoat. I work in a hotel gift shop selling $4 hotel t-shirts, but my heart isn't in it. My name is Reggie. I guess I'm a criminal now."

It gets better. The "não" in "não é" comes from Old Galician Portuguese “non” which comes from Latin “nōn”, from Old Latin “noenum”, from Porto-Indo-European “*ne”.

P.I.E. “*ne” also descended into the Old Latin “ne” (not) and then the Latin suffix “-ne”, which is added to a word in a phrase to make it a question.

“Kawaii desu ne?” Could be translated into Latin as “Dulcis sumne?”

The same Horse People word split off and incorporated itself into languages used in both Modern Japan, and Ancient Rome. And parallel evolved into something that is phonetically and functionally almost identical in both.

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

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