I Was Watching Trailers Before A Movie And Got Jump Scared By Ross Bryant In A UC Med Ad

oh my fucking god

I can't believe I have to just live my life like I didn't just see an impromptu pro-wrestling match in the middle of a D&D game.

We’d all have a Happy Moonar Yulenear.

The “Fellowship of Destiny’s Architects”(FDA) comes from a long pedigree of conceptual puns that D20 has been cultivating:

SW: spoilers for a LOT of Dimension 20

Sinatra’s Law (the Imperial Axiom) being “If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere.”

NY traffic flowing against the literal laylines of the city, and that’s why it’s so labyrinthine and bad

In the same setting, JJ’s analysis of the particle physics of the Unsleeping City (Nothing is faster than a New York minute)

The Pirates of Leviathan insurance scam being based on a literal “act of god”

The Ramsian Doctrine (Junk food)

The whole thing with Jacques Tomaté and whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable was actually introduced in the original Crown of Candy

Gnosis being Clippy

Feel free to name any I haven’t thought of.

All I’m saying is after years of Brennan stinkers, Matt wanted to get in one of his own.

Imagine if Raphaniel Charlock finds out where his visions come from and it’s this ancient deity adjacent to the hungry one.

They dare not speak its name.

Insinkerator the Screeching One.

The nature of humanity is that, occasionally, we will reinvent Naruto.

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Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

Common side-blotched lizard - Wikipedia

“Jim, I am unfamiliar with these ‘Side-blotched Lizards’ of earth.”

“Why, they’re a species of reptiles in which the males have three different reproductive strategies, each one dominating over one of the other strategies, and losing to the remaining third.”

“Captain?”

“They’re the rock paper scissors lizards, Spock.”

I made a dice box for my Homebrew 20020 TTRPG campaign.

Turns out you can print copyrighted images if it's at a small print shop. Got a cropped version of the poster on a sticker and stuck it to a blank lunchbox.

No context Divergence spoilers:

For those who missed them — look who were on the balcony!