Tony: My Goal In Life Is To Remain A Bachelor And Be Rich

Tony: my goal in life is to remain a bachelor and be rich

Pepper: hi

Tony: scratch that, my goal in life is to be married to this beautiful woman and live our best life, only the two of us, no kids.

Peter: hi, mr. Stark, my name is..

Tony: fuck all my plans, my goal in life is to adopt this kid.

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4 months ago

mcu x dc crossover but its rookie actor!tim drake x award winning director! peter parker

this idea has been in my drafts for a hot min like ughhhh, i wanna make it enemies to lovers


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4 months ago

i am sorry, please no more angst 🥲

Ghost Jay And Bruce - Ghost Jay Witnessing How Fucked Up Bruce Got After His Death. And Accepting How
Ghost Jay And Bruce - Ghost Jay Witnessing How Fucked Up Bruce Got After His Death. And Accepting How
Ghost Jay And Bruce - Ghost Jay Witnessing How Fucked Up Bruce Got After His Death. And Accepting How
Ghost Jay And Bruce - Ghost Jay Witnessing How Fucked Up Bruce Got After His Death. And Accepting How

Ghost Jay and Bruce - Ghost Jay witnessing how fucked up Bruce got after his death. And accepting how people move on (or as they seem to).

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 of Ghost Jason series

4 months ago
Childhood Friends To Lovers Au

Childhood friends to lovers au

8 months ago

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

8 months ago

One of my least favorite things to think about simply because it hurts not because it's objectively a bad premise —is Bruce just gradually showing up less?

When he gets Dick he is so young, scared of messing up, his study bookcase full of parenting books. The result is that he shows up—for every mathelete meeting or parent teacher day or silly outing to the mall. Then Jason enters his life— its definitely a learning curve and while he isn't there for every event he still shows up, he tries to take Jason to the library on Saturday and show up to school debate but sometimes Alfred or Babs will go in his place. Tim is another story— he doesn't have to show up, Tim never asks, and Bruce never offers.

And Damian, well, Damian has Dick.

Sometimes, his two oldest sons feel a stab of something, not exactly nostalgia—but something a bit more bitter. They look at the tough lines around his mouth and the set in his brow and wonder when Bruce started to be less Bruce and More Batman.

8 months ago
Self Indulgent Miss Kyle Doodles

Self indulgent Miss Kyle doodles

8 months ago
Cassandra Cain In Birds Of Prey #14 By Sami Basri
Cassandra Cain In Birds Of Prey #14 By Sami Basri
Cassandra Cain In Birds Of Prey #14 By Sami Basri
Cassandra Cain In Birds Of Prey #14 By Sami Basri

Cassandra Cain in Birds of Prey #14 by Sami Basri

1 month ago

Peter in Gotham fic but instead of a fluffy found family deal we usually get

Let’s get more diabolical people

It starts off nice enough the usual

Peter joining the Batfam after finding out he’s Dick Graysons son from an alternate reality

But when Peter starts talking about going home

It becomes a manipulation battle to get him to stay

If that doesn’t work they put a nullification collar on him can keep him cage until they can find a permanent solution

4 months ago

just looking at my old fics from 2021-2023 has my stomach in knots


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