Dick Is Never Going To Get To Have A Midlife Crisis Because Bruce Is Going Through His For Him. Also

[DC] Stephanie in her batgirl and robin suit 🫶💜 plus a couple cass doodles

WOOOO OMW TO READ🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dick Grayson & Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Peter Parker, Lian Harper & Roy Harper & Jason Todd, Lian Harper & Peter Parker Characters: Dick Grayson, Peter Parker, Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Lian Harper Additional Tags: Amusement Parks, Fluff, Fun, Jason Todd is a Menace, Kid Peter Parker, Magic, Illusions, Surprises, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent Series: Part 12 of Peter Grayson Summary:

Dick and Roy take their kids, Peter and Lian, to an amusement park. Jason comes along because why not?

Inspired by that one WEBTOON episode in Wayne Family Adventures: EP. 108 There Can Only Be One.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

alfred's letter to bruce in batman #83

Jason has been numb since he climbed out of that grave

Kim dokja somehow won the custody battle (he fully expected Yjh to win) and he doesnt know how to proceed.

You tell 'em Cass

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

the bill is going to be crazy 😭😭 all i can think about is how long the receipt will be

More Peter in Gotham 'cause I had a thought

After a mission

Red hood: I need a drink, anyone else?

Nightwing: Only if you are paying!

Red Robin: I have reports I still need to finish.

Red Hood: Okay, and you Spider-man?

Spiderman, a minor still: Oh! Uh, I'm not-

Red Hood: Come on, it will be fun! Besides, we rarely see you outside of fights!

Spider-Man: Ye- yeah, sure I guess..

Red Hood: Awesome! Let's go!

Later

Red Hood: He's 30 shots in, wtf!

Nightwing: Give 'im ten more! Has ta start kicking in some time!

Spider-Man who can't get drunk thanks to his fucked up dna: Ah, no thanks! This is already going to cost a lot..

Red Hood: I don't care how much I have to spend as long as I can get you drunk!

Idk. This was a stupid thought 💀 I might delete this later

The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."