Me @ Everyone

Almost every retired person i know, has some sort of job to fill their time and to help fund extracurriculars. My grandpa is working part time because he wants a fishing boat, my favorite bank teller runs a pet sitting business, my aunt runs a community garden.

My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:

1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!

2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.

I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.

Anyway. Join the IWW.

Malevolent x Hades

Me making a fun post to market my business on meta apps: this is so hard everyone's gonna love this

Me after the post flops: oh I forgot THIS is the bad place

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

had my first two days at my new waitressing gig this weekend and already i've had someone tell me "welcome to the gates of hell", heard somebody get fired over the phone for being too drunk to show up, ate free gelato, and saw the nipples of two different waiters in the back of house completely unprompted. believe it or not this is exactly why i've always liked working in restaurants. that and the food

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

I straight up do not trust you if you did not enjoy a single book you had to read for English class. I know they assigned some real stuffy stinkers and the curriculum varies across districts but not one? Not The Outsiders? Not The Picture of Dorian Gray? Not Fahrenheit 451? Not even Frankenstein? Damn. That’s crazy.

Guys I miss Anniflamma

It's gotten to the point I talk to my cat about how much I love anniflamma

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter