Corruption-core

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and don’t have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.

Sososososoooo curious about Hilltop Center. You’re telling me there’s a shop that steals teeth? A shop that burns people alive? A shop of antiques that buries people? A shop the magnus institute owns?? Is there also a shop that creates darkness, a shop that sells hunting supplies, a shop with walls of meat???? Hmmm????? Would you say that maybe there are around 13 or 14 stores that appear open sometimes?????? HMM???

Everyone's talking about their Helluva Boss theories for next season and I have thoughts!

What if there's a time jump? Flash forward even a handful of years, and we learn from flashbacks about MnM baby. Either suddenly they have a kid (or more) or... they don't and we just see the aftermath, the changes that loss put them through.

We could see Stolitz happy-ish? Still not quite right without Via, maybe they're still fighting for a way to reach her, or they've mourned in a way and Stolas has resigned to not seeing her anytime soon and Blitz or Loona are the ones still fighting to get her back.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

all i know about malevolent is that this one pathetic white boy keeps dying and has a lot of homosexual tendencies

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"