Shout Out To All The Black Ppl That Can No Longer Participate Directly In The Fandom They Love Because

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

Gave my cat Allan a bath today, I just called him Arthur the whole time

Literally just episode 48-49

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

Considering decorating my station at work with obscure references and then when my clients ask. Hey is that from-" then i know i have the cooliest clients