I Have Neither A Good Imagination Nor Aphantasia, But A Secret Third Thing

“my child is fine” your child bought a $30 microphone and is making a fiction podcast

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

he couldn’t swim. his name was dick. he led a cult at age twenty. he converted to said cult not even two years prior. he drank green juice. he held nuke codes hostage for chocolate. he was almost killed by a big crab. he was a serial killer be age 13. he thought he was the shit. he was probably 5’4”. he beat two people to death with his bear hands. he did crab 9/11. he mentioned a possible past lover one time then never again. he was trans. he was even blond.

Forcing myself to take a podcast T-break because I keep finishing/catching up with every one that I start before the new episode of a different one that I'm caught up with is out and then I go stir crazy without the little voices in my ears telling me their horrific tales

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

i should be covered in blood for slutty purposes

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day