I Introduced My Coworkers To The Term "wet Cat" And It's My Favorite Thing Ever, Anytime One Of Them

Oh Brandon, the man that you are...

Man is in the middle of evacuating the LA wildfires, and his priorities are marijuana and lube. Even when in the midst of danger, he's still very much Blitz...

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

u heard him ladies

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

tshirt that says I LOVE SHRIMP on the front and IN THAT I ADMIRE THEM AS WILD ANIMALS AND VALUE THEIR ROLE IN THE MARINE ECOSYSTEM, NOT SIMPLY THAT I ENJOY EATING THEM, AS I WOULD NOT PUT SUCH ENJOYMENT ABOVE THEIR CONSERVATION, ALTHOUGH I WILL ADMIT THEY ARE DELICIOUS on the back

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

gay people?

I've heard of them, yes. I don't expect they have any social media either.