Fuck All That. In 2025 We Are Doing Nothing

arthur shitpost redraws to work out my jarthur design except i got carried away

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

Starting a a series where I post things my wife says in their sleep. Part 1

"Oh my god this is weird" I turn over and look at them and ask "what's weird, are you sleep talking?"

They promptly reply "hmmmm yeah maybe"

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

They’re just madly in love with their supernatural partners ~

tshirt that says I LOVE SHRIMP on the front and IN THAT I ADMIRE THEM AS WILD ANIMALS AND VALUE THEIR ROLE IN THE MARINE ECOSYSTEM, NOT SIMPLY THAT I ENJOY EATING THEM, AS I WOULD NOT PUT SUCH ENJOYMENT ABOVE THEIR CONSERVATION, ALTHOUGH I WILL ADMIT THEY ARE DELICIOUS on the back

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

i should be covered in blood for slutty purposes

this new year, remember to be NEW:

Nasty and

Extremely

Weird about something that will alienate most of your followers