Multiple Thoughts After 49... But Most Importantly

You know, they always talk about elder gods thinking about humanity like a bunch of insects to explain the pure indifference of the perspective but what if there was one that did that with the pure enthusiasm of an entomologist, like imagine some ancient god caring for their modern worshippers like a bee keeper or some creature from before the stabilization of time seeing a particularly interesting group of humans and essentially putting them in a jar like fireflies!

Idk why, even tho I know they can use magic, but it never hit me that they could turn into actual hellhounds x3

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

if you can’t handle me when I’m covered in my own blood then you don’t deserve me when I’m covered in someone else’s blood 💅💅💅💅🫃💅💯💯💯💯

fandom wide mandate that everyone has to re-watch the source material in steady intervals to minimize intense fandomization of tropes and characterizations that happens when people go without new source material for too long

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

happy ides of March

The reason Harlan had to wash away Oscar's letter was because he couldn't physically write a version of it where he didn't graphically describe passionately making out with Arthur with tongue and censoring it wasn't an option. He had no choice but to destroy it