Corruption-core

This feels relevant, somehow.

Oh, look what came up as I searched for that tweet. Huh. Interesting.

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

yeah ok thats probably the biggest "fuck you" of a spawn point ive ever gotten

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

I'm sorry in advance this is not a spoiler free blog I have too many thoughts and feelings!!!!

You know, they always talk about elder gods thinking about humanity like a bunch of insects to explain the pure indifference of the perspective but what if there was one that did that with the pure enthusiasm of an entomologist, like imagine some ancient god caring for their modern worshippers like a bee keeper or some creature from before the stabilization of time seeing a particularly interesting group of humans and essentially putting them in a jar like fireflies!

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.