I Like To Imagine Being Shrunk Down Like Alice But Ending Up In All Sorts Of Inconvenient Situations.

if you can’t handle me when I’m covered in my own blood then you don’t deserve me when I’m covered in someone else’s blood 💅💅💅💅🫃💅💯💯💯💯

Y'all. Why is bltchy Stolas so 🤌🔥

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

I don't wanna know your star sign reblog and tell me how many pillows you sleep with and what your favorite kind of cereal is