Charlie: And I Thought I Was A Gonner, But Then John Projected-

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life

she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised

and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago

thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's

DEVASTATING

Arthur Lester

Arthur: you know what, I think I want to read Oscar's letter now. I can die like this... thinking of him...

John, holding an incomprehensible pile of wet pulp: uh

Took a "social media break" but IM BACK BABY AND I FEEL not all that much better

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain